Bloody hell it's hot.

This internet is FRICKIN AWESOME! Nuff said.

Sky Unlimited has to be the most awesome internet package in history. Not only the cheapest out there, but true unlimited downloads? It’s priceless!

Except for the fact, that when you download 70GB each night in blu-ray films, that 2 TB hard drives fill up bloody quick. 

Thank God for 2TB harddrives only costing about £50!

Really? You’d expect something impressive from one of the largest fast food chains in the world. What a load of tosh :P 

Everything was in place. Every cable was in the correct port. It was supposed to be perfect! Well it turns out, shit is always going to go wrong, especially with me - you see, God hates me. Yep, that’s right. God. That big hairy bastard in the clouds. 

Anyyyywayy, everything was working down to a tee, yet I can only get stereo sound from the HTPC. Stereo! (meaning only 2 of the 6 speakers work, no subwoofer). Also there is no 9mm port, so I can’t even preview the quality of the surround sound! WHAT BALLS.

I have tried everything, and I think I may have to send the receiver back, get a different one. What a load of poo. This sucks. I wish phone lines were open at half 9. This means I’ll probably have to wait till tuesday or monday to get the new receiver. 

Eurgh. Patience. Who needs it.

Ps - if you haven’t realised, I like using Tumblr to vent. Less consequential than facebook, so if you are like “DAMN can this bastard shutup for ONE DAY!” then. Urh. No. :)

Random tumblr posts that no-one can read nor care about. Just got a bit excited about THE AMAZING PRETTY HOME THEATRE I AM SETTING UP. 

Okay. Now. No more.
I am such a chump. :) 

The engineer fixed the PSU, thank god it was the only PSU that was damaged. Anyway, the HTPC is FIXED! And I’ve just installed Windows 64bit Ultimate on it, I am now setting up the home theatre. 

What’s even better?!?!?! ITS PURE VIVID. The VGA before was giving me a slight blur, and driving me up the wall too. The HDMI is absolutely crisp, text is completely fine. 

I know this is an absolutely nerdy post to those that are reading it, but I don’t care! I am so fucking happy! Lol.

Repairs cost me £60. Stupidity’s a bitch.

Housemates, I may be a slight nerd, but you will absolute LOVE the shit I bring to the house. Haha Oh how great life is :D

Kanye’s video of ‘All of the lights’ on my projector made me feel like I was! Suppose it isn’t clever to try to stimulate an epileptic fit when I’m home alone. Suicide yeahhhh!

If you listened to the shit that’s happened to me whilst I’ve moved into this house. You’d either pat my back in pity and walk away slowly, or call the mental institution. 

I thank god my housemates will never find out.

Ever.

Note: What I’ve moaned about on Tumblr Pales in comparison to the antics that have occurred. I’m a mess.

Banks aren’t open till Monday. I can’t even ATTEMPT to extend my overdraft for 2 days. I’m going to be a mess.

I need a night out. Tumblr is great for pointless rants :D

I’ve fried maybe a lot of my components, and to make this worse, it’s my PARENTS HOME THEATER PC. Meaning, I have about 3 weeks of excuses before they realise something’s wrong. I need to find the money, or extend my overdraft. I’ve been looking around the Nottingham computer repair shops, and I found one with a fairly impressive website, so I’ve called him up and left a message.

This is going to be a £300 Fail. :(

Just hate it when shit fucks up.

FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF OWNING IT!

I blame the US seller, didn’t tell me I had to turn a switch to 240V before I used it. How was I supposed to know! Fucking idiot.

On top of that, I sent my surround sound system to my old uni address (it was a default address, I didn’t type it in) and I’ve just sent back my projector screen because it was too big. I also have to arrange for my dad to come down with a powerdrill to install the screen, and somehow scavenge another £200. I don’t want to have to ask him… fuck.

Furthermore, it turns out our local post office is 4 miles away. Which is a £20 return cost from a taxi. And my internet will be at 4mbps for 10 days, before it gets to the proper speed. To make it worse, to prevent packages from being redirected to the post office, I have to sleep on the couch, so that I can hear the door being knocked, last 3 days I’ve been breaking my back. I need to hit the gym, yet all this crap is messing with me, pahhhhh. WAH!

GOD, WHY DO YOU SHIT ON ME SO? 

Half these issues are caused by my ignorance, so I suppose I can’t blame our lord. I need a beer…

Hooray! A months wait! It arrived, imported from the US with Custom charges running up to £100! FanFubbyFuck!

Time to unbox it… Going well…

Time to put it in place… Going well…

Time to plug it in… BOOM, SMASH PANG. Entire house’s electricity gone, fuse blown and smoke in the air. 

Fuck you. FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU ALL!